Funny Kids Poems To Tickle Your Brain & Make You Laugh

Can you think of a simile for how much you love school? Share your genius by clicking the linkabug.

Tom Hardnut’s English Journal.
Written on Sunday, yesterday...

I love school like a kick in the shins
I love school like a zit on my skin

I love school like a knee in my bits
I love school like a teacher who spits

I love school like a punch in the nose
I love school like old charity clothes

Notice on school gates.
Written on Monday, this morning...

This school is closed...
For good!
Because at some unspecified time over the weekend,
it exploded and burnt to the ground...
As you can see!
Thank you.
P.S. Go home and do what you want...
...Forever!

Tom Hardnut’s English Journal.
Written on Monday, tonight...

(Note from ed: The journal is hard to read - the ink is smudged
like a baby has blubbed all over it).

I love school – never meant what I said
I love school like a wallow in bed

I love school like a goal in the net
I love school like when I win a bet

I love school... like school I suppose
Help me please now that mine has been closed

©2009 Mark C Bird

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