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Two goldfish pets
Bertha and Jim
He fancied her
But Bertha not him

Bertha was large
Triple Jim's size
How he adored
Her bulging black eyes

Jim was obsessed
Chased her and then
Circled his love
Again and again

PS4K goldfish blinkabugs Bertha and Jim

Bertha felt cheap
Like she'd been stalked
If she had legs
She’d jump out and walk

So Bertha chose
A change of tack
Invited Jim
To come for a snack

Feeling so great
Jim had a bath
And dressed for his date

Bertha then pouts,
'Come over here
Let me blow bubbles
Into your ear

Jim all aquiver
Jim couldn’t wait
Big Bertha knew
He’d take the bait

Jimmy torpedoed
Across the bowl
She opened wide
And swallowed him whole

PS4K goldfish Bertha eats Jim

© Mark C Bird 2010


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