Kids Poems To Jingle Your Christmas Tingle

This one was written to be sung to the tune of
'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.'

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*I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,
at his grotto, down the mall today.
She does it every year.
I am sick of coming here.
It's so embarrassing,
when all the children laugh and cheer.

His beard's dyed pink with all her lipstick stains.
It's like she just can not help herself.
Oh but it wouldn't be so bad,
if Santa was not my dad,
and Mom was not working as his elf.

Instrumental (or you can sing *verse 1 again)

Her knobbly knees knock in her striped, green tights,
bouncing up and down like a baboon.
Oh but it wouldn't be so bad,
if Santa was not my dad,
and I could go and live on the moon.

Oh but it wouldn't be so bad,
if Santa was not my dad,
and I could move to the moon quite soon!

©2010 Mark C Bird

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